I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."
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Or what? You’ll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
EDITOR’S NOTE: By far, the most ridiculous line ever written for the Simpsons.
Apparently, my crazy friend here hasn’t heard of the food chain.